Didn't Know I Wasn't Mary Anne.

Me: Hello?

Caller: Hi, may I speak to Mary Anne?

Me: Speaking.

Caller: ... Hello?

Me: Yes?

Caller: ... Hello?

Me: Hello.

Caller: Hi, may I speak to Mary Anne?

Me: Speaking.

Caller: Can I speak to Mary Anne?

Me: This is Mary Anne.

Caller: Oh, I must have the wrong number. *click*

Me: .................................................

Men: Not ALL men.

Men to their daughters: Yes, all men. Every single one of them.